The plot of Vampires Suck can be summed up in just a few worlds. It's a parody of the first three Twilight films. Many of the movies that are parodied in this movie are movies that have been seen in the past year or are whats most popular at the moment.
I never liked either the Twilight books are movies and Vampires Sucks actually makes me think those movies were good. Vampires Suck is just the same rubbish that the dynamic dumbo's Jason Friedburg and Aaron Seltzer have been cramming down our throats for the last five years and their films just keep getting worse every time. Vampires Suck has a bit of a thread but most of the movie is just as I said earlier a large parody of whatever is most popular at the time.
The acting, directing, editing, effects and if they even had a script are all around the same level; horrible. This is because of one reason; the directors are taking the easy way out to make money in the movie industry. Well the thing is there is no easy way to make a good movie,it takes months to come up with a good script and it only took these writers less than a weekend to make a piece of crap like this. If you don't read over your work or are too arrogant to believe your a terrible writer than trust me your work will go down the tubs. I wrote some bad papers in high school that and too this day I regret not rewriting them so screenwriters of the future READ OVER YOUR WORK.
So after reading all the mad things Ive had to say I think I can come to the conclusion that this is the WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. Attention Mildmay and Teeswater, why beat each other when there are horrible writers and directors that can be reached on the next flight to Toronto. Let us join forces to destroy something worse than the Sith or yourselves. But seriously folks its just a sad parody of all the movies I hated this year along with what is most popular at the moment. I say don't see it in theatres, don't rent it, don't download it off itunes or lime wire, don't watch it illegally online, just don't watch it at all. This movie actually makes all the garbage that came out this summer look like Christopher Nolans work. Readers if you can do one thing to prove you all love me don't see this piece of shit.
My Rating: Ya know what I have now seen a movie that sucks worse than 0/4 shamrocks. I wonder if this fits for a rating, A very raw and bitter WORSE THAN AMERICAN BEER. If you want to hear a shorter and less winey review see the video I just posted and leave a comment.
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