What does the word remake mean? It means a piece of work that was made a long time ago has been upgraded with different materials to suit todays standards. The tale of Arthur was the story of a billionaire playboy from the 1980s with a good sense of humour but a bad sense of morals. Dudley Moore one of the United Kingdoms funniest comedians portrayed this lovable idiot Arthur in 1981, which he received an oscar nomination for the roll. 30 years have passed and Dudley Moore's classic character has been reincarnated into a little accident tI like to call Russell Brand.
Arthur is a billionaire play boy who has no sense of self discipline or common intelligence and can't do anything without the help of his nanny and surrogate mother figure (Helen Mirren). When his real mother blackmails him into the engagement to a wealthy but bitter eyries (Jennifer Garner) Arthur decides to prove himself as a common human being by doing what everyone else is supposed to do once they turn 13 (he's 30) get a job. As time goes by Arthur meets and falls for a local leaving Arthur with the life that was handed to him on a golden platter and a life he can carve out on his own. Booze and Babies are a dangerous combination. Wait let me re-phrase that Booze and thirty year olds who wont wake up and feel the coffee. There are three types of movies I hate; 1) Remakes that are second or third rate compared to the original, 2) Pointless sequels that never needed to be made. 3) Movies that make references to better movies in an attempt to be either stupid or make a quick buck (Friedburg and Seltzer Im watching you). The new Arthur is #1, It was immature childish, bold and boring, and It was one of the few times I actually wanted to walk out halfway through a movie, before I thought of how my rival Jesse would think of me if I took the cowards way out and walk out halfway through, so i stayed and much to my dismay HATED this movie.
I feel as though I am wasting my time writing a review about a movie I hated so I will make this one quick. Russell Brand was awful in this movie; everything I ever loved about Dudley Moore has been choked out as leftovers for this piece of mouldy uneatable bread. Jennifer Garner on the other hand I found to be a queen of all dominatrixes and although she did scare me a bit like any good villain should do I still thought she bored me to death because she never gives up and doesn't come up with any new dastardly plans.
The only thing I really liked about this movie was the great Helen Mirren. She has a very dry sense of humour that manages to keep this movie from hitting a complete rock bottom. If it wasn't for her I would have died watching this movie do to its sheer boredom.
If you wanna see this cheap unnecessary remake thats your call to make, but please watch the original first, it will be much more enjoyable.
My Rating: 1/4 Shamrocks.
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